Man Bites God Presents
Theatre of the World

Episodes

Let your ears get comfy in Man Bites God's Podcast Parlour and be prepared for a delightful chat, some readings, songs and poems. Every episode is a funny, rambling collection of musings on a different theme. Collect them all. Trade them with your friends. Put them in the spokes of your bike. Or don't do that. Whatever.

Episode 72 - Decayed!

What's that rotting smell from the recording studio next door? It's the decomposing bodies of Chris, Mark and James as they celebrate a decade (a decayed, you see?) in the lucrative business of pod. Chris meets a time traveller, Mark and James' dog violates the meaning of Christmas.

Subhumans!

Not really an episode.

Episode 70 - Danger!

In this risky episode, Mark commits some poetry rhyming atrocities, Chris puts a warning sign on his beard and James drinks too much carrot juice.

Episode 69 - Nice!

In this pleasant episode Mark eats a nice biscuit, James recites some nice poems and Chris sets his beard on fire.

Episode 68 - Fake!

In this simulated episode, Fake Chris and Real Chris battle for supremacy. Meanwhile Mark thinks of baseball and James shares a fast food parable.

Episode 67 - Cursed!

In this doomed episode, Chris casts a discount spell, Mark kills Superman and James yells at your hair.

Episode 66 - Nature!

In this outdoor episode, Mark is naughty by nature, James is outwitted by fish and Chris' robot scout troop become self-aware.

Episode 65 - Crazy!

In this nutty episode, Chris descends into madness, James rewrites a classic and Mark consults a comedy spreadsheet.

Episode 64 - Injury!

In this damaged episode, Chris advertises insurance, Mark advertises financial compensation and James uncovers a Dracula Cat.

Episode 63 - Dirty!

In this erotic episode, Mark takes you to the sexiest places in the world, James takes you to the sexiest places of the mind and Chris electrocutes an entire tour group. Sound effects are used liberally throughout.

Episode 62 - Lockdown!

In this episode the boys try to lift their spirits by singing together on a conference call, but the time lag makes them sound even stupider than usual if that's possible. This will be their one and only episode about the coronavirus so strap in for the hottest of hot takes. Whimsy will be restored soon.

Episode 61 - Disguise!

In this camouflaged episode, James visits a con artist, Mark rhapsodises the cuttlefish and Chris does the world's worst Richard Nixon impersonation.

Episode 60 - Home!

In this residential episode, James battles a plumber, Mark becomes a bush poet and Chris hacks us all into being more on fleek.

Episode 59 - Weather!

In this meteorological episode, the forecast is for laughter! But like most forecasts, this might not be completely reliable. James waits at a truck stop, Mark serves up a rude recipe and Chris makes a telephone call to the past. Is any of that funny? You be the judge.

Episode 58 - History!

In this chronological episode, Chris releases his own drunk history, James recites some tiny timely vignettes, and Mark receives a moment of silence. An argument breaks out...

Episode 57 -Pets!

In this furry episode, Chris reads a dog's mind, James maims a ferret and Mark accidentally learns how to beat a drug test at work. Also the business of human pets is seriously considered.

Episode 56 - Time!

Chris, Mark and James are back with a new podcast episode and it's about time. It's also about time. Chris buries a time capsule, James gets locked in a library and Mark cooks a complicated chicken with a seemingly infinite segment.

Episode 55 - Spooky!

In this unsettling episode, Chris visits an abandoned amusement park, James recites a creepy poem and Mark cooks a horrifying chicken. Meanwhile Cleverbot replicates itself and threatens to destroy them all.

Episode 54 - Superstition!

In this cursed episode, James checks his Instagram, Mark opens a liquid restaurant and Chris comes into money. A chicken is hypnotised and no one is lucky. Including the listeners. Especially the listeners.

Episode 53 - Medicine!

In this therapeutic episode the boys giggle like morons even more than usual at their own idiocy because it was recorded late. But then again, laughter is the best medicine. Warning: laughter is only the best medicine if you don't have anything actually medical wrong with you.

Episode 52 - Horror!

In this terrifying final episode of Series 7, Mark's evil travel agency will tingle your spine, Chris' sinister movie will curdle your blood and the sheer size of James' chin will stop your heart. Warning: may contain traces of ironic racism.

Episode 51 - Power!

In this electrifying episode, Mark puts the cute in electrocute, Chris puts the pow in power and James doesn't listen when he speaks.

Episode 50 - Birthday!

The boys celebrate 50 episodes and 5 years as sexy podcast sensations. Mark writes a birthday poem, James tells a birthday story and Chris says random words in some kind of order.

Episode 49 - Wet!

In this moist episode, James sends a ferret on a blind date, Chris runs a Water Park, and Mark's rainy day advice will leave you cold. And damp. And unsatisfied.

Episode 48 - Drive!

In this automotive episode, Chris goes driverless, Mark goes helmet-less and James goes to the toilet.

Episode 47 - Job!

In this professional episode, Chris is secretly fired, Mark bobs a job and James takes his bowel movements public.

Episode 46 - Hot!

In this torrid final episode of Season Six, Chris sticks a foreign object inside himself (twice), Mark uncovers a steamy weather conspiracy and James vomits on a rare animal. Also, a robot addresses climate change.

Episode 45 -Joy!

In this joyful episode, James and Mark sing their odes to joy while Chris fails geography.

Episode 44 - Lies!

In this duplicitous episode, James lies his way into spirituality, Chris lays down the law in court and Mark just has a lie down.

Episode 43 - Cute!

In this adorable episode, James is a fluffy foofy, Chris is a swchweetie schnookums and Mark is a big huggy wuggy wug wug. This podcast also contains an animal with poisonous elbows.

Episode 42 - Shame!

In this disgraceful episode, Chris slides down the shame spiral, Mark conjures the shaman and James breaks his penis. Too adult for children, too childish for adults. This is why we are only marginally successful.

Episode 41 - Moves!

In this fidgety episode, Mark tells Chris how to dance towards a time machine, Chris tries to chat up a robot and James tries to turn poo into a board game. A man's nipple rings are played with.

Episode 40 - Monster!

In this spooky episode, Mark goes trick or treating, James sings a song about his own bottom and Chris goes through "werewolf puberty". Also, a clown gets punched.

Episode 39 - Stars!

In this twinkly episode, performed live during the 2016 Melbourne Comedy Festival, Chris invites a robot to predict the future, Mark tries to get everyone in the audience a job and James meets a bushranger mouse. Ninjas are mentioned in passing.

Episode 38 - Mystery!

In this shamelessly promotional episode, Mark reaches into James' bag of mystery and Chris eats a Granny Smith apple. Also, the enigmas of gambling, mixed-race children and donuts are finally solved, once and for all.

Episode 37 - Hangover!

In this seedy episode, the boys learn that some hangover cures are best left on the Apothicarian's shelf. Chris drinks from a hose and is insulted by a robot. Again.

Episode 36 - Hell!

In this diabolical episode, James meets the Snake Man, Mark spins the Wheel of Hell and Chris comes face to face with the Giant Baby! Will they survive? Of course they will. It happened a while ago and then they put it out as a podcast so they're probably fine.

Episode 35 - Trip!

In this far out episode, James fails to offend the Welsh, Mark performs an entire musical based on train timetables and Chris appears on a robot's podcast. No one talks about falling over.

Episode 34 - Games!

In this competitive episode, Mark helps you to meet women, James falls victim to a sting and everyone gives Chris $5 to shutup. Games are also mentioned from time to time.

Episode 33 - Gross!

In this revolting episode, stomachs are turned and no bodily eructation is left undiscussed. Or un-disgust. Is that even a word? Who cares. No one reads these fucking things. Don’t listen to this if you don’t like men talking about poo.

Episode 32 - Film!

In this cinematic episode, Mark stars in a new movie about Mark, Chris trolls the internet and James sobs uncontrollably. A joke about Ridley Scott is told.

Episode 31 - First!

In this primary episode of the new series, all three boys think they’ve been in fights, but only one of them has actually been in a fight. Can you guess which one? We think you’ll be pleasantly surprised. Belinda Carlisle is also discussed.

Episode 30 - Magic! (Live!)

In their first ever live podcast, the boys abracadabra up some serious magic. And get heckled.

Episode 29 - Drama!

James is a pirate, Chris does a play with a robot and Mark sets his face on fire. What more could you possibly want?

Episode 28 - NYE!

The end of the year is NYE! Attend the worst New Year's Eve party ever, with your sad hosts, Mark, Chris and James. Listen along while thanking God you don't actually have to be in a room with them. Includes special 2015 countdown. Meh.

Episode 27 - Pranks!

In this tricky episode, Mark plays the horse, Chris shines the monkey and James skies the lark in a menagerie of hijinks.

Episode 26 - Heroes!

In this noble episode, James is looking for a hero, Mark is a hero and Chris impersonates Superman.

Episode 25 - Ouch!

In this painful episode, James is hurt physically, Chris is hurt emotionally and Mark performs a play that could destroy them all.

Episode 24 - Cash!

In this monetized episode, James is in debt, Mark spends cockney currency and Chris tries taking money from a robot.

Episode 23 - Crime!

In this criminal episode, James is robbed of justice, Mark is robbed of his dignity and Chris is robbed of his Paula Abdul CD's.

Episode 22 - Fashion!

In this trendy episode, Chris wears a puffy print sweater, Mark walks with a cane and James buys a whole, cooked chicken.

Episode 21 - Xmas!

It's the season without reason and there just ain't no pleasin' James, Chris and Mark. The miserable jerks.

Episode 20 - Romance!

In this sappy episode, Chris, Mark and James are pathetic, unrequited and spurned until you just want to slap them.

Episode 19 - Adventure!

In this thrilling episode, Chris invents the future, Mark goes native and James falls in urine.

Episode 18 - Sports!

In this episode Mark is the winner, Chris is the best on ground and James is the bottom of the ninth. Oh. And there's strippers.

Episode 17 - Secrets!

In this secret episode Mark, Chris and James find out that some secrets are best left unsecreted...

Episode 16 - Death!

In this episode Mark, James and Chris laugh in the face of death. And ruin someone's funeral.

Episode 15 - Swearing!

In this blue episode, Mark uses the F word, James uses the C word and Chris reaches for the soap.

Episode 14 - Denzil!

In this very special episode Mark, Chris and James pay homage to the true Master of Ceremonies and go on a quest to locate the internet.

Episode 13 - Gods!

In this divine end to season two, James makes plans for the afterlife, Mark makes peace with his year 7 RE teacher and Chris makes apricot chicken.

Episode 12 - Nightmares!

Do you dare try to sleep after this ghoulish episode? There's talk of Board Games, Stevie Nicks and apparently James has an album for sale.

Episode 11 - Eats!

An episode of gastronomical proportions as James chows down on insects, Mark indulges at convenience stores and Chris stews in his own juices. With a robot.

Episode 10 - Revenge!

Vengeance comes in at all temperatures as Chris scours the internet, James answers his critics and Mark buys coffee that's not up to the usual standard.

Episode 9 - Creatures!

In this beastly episode, James rides the pony, Mark sleeps with the fishes and Chris fowls everything up.

Episode 8 - School!

James dresses sharp for the year nine social, Mark recalls his finest sporting moments and Chris is the oldest cabin boy on the seas.

Special Episode - Christmas!

Man Bites God attempt to tolerate the holiday season with handy tips, gift ideas, songs and good old fashioned humbug.

Episode 6 - Booze!

In the intoxicating final episode of season one, Mark attempts to piece together mysteries from the night before, James chats up girls from great heights and Chris takes us on a walk of shame through a tiny town in Yorkshire.

Episode 5 - Lust!

In this week’s sexy episode Mark talks about sex! Then James talks about sex! Then Mark and James tell Chris what sex is.

Episode 4 - Martians!

This episode features a cautionary tale from James on the weirdness of drugs, Mark discovers another country where he doesn't quite fit in and Chris mounts his own 'invasion' and attempts to take over Mark's segment.

Episode 3 - Carnivale!

All things festive and some things festering in this episode. Everyone shares their tales, good and bad, of festivals (mostly bad) and the boys unveil a track that's as catchy as syphilis.

Episode 2 - Blood!

In this episode, James takes us through the burden of his hair and how he survived childhood, Chris spots some holes in Mark's scientific understandings and Mark floats the possibility of a brand new, and very irresponsible new cooking segment.

Episode 1 - Pilot!

In this inaugural episode we learn why Mark always arrives at his destination slightly damp, how James responds to a mid-air emergency and about some of Chris' terrifyingly weird theories.